The Five Greatest Webcomic Fights

Tom Spurgeon started it all with Greetings From the Land of Beatings: Five Superhero Fights I Like. Chris Mautner at Robot 6 followed up with Six Great Non-Superhero Fights. So naturally, like the homer I am, I asked myself: “Where are the greatest webcomic fights?”

The answer, of course, is that webcomics are well known for snarking on video games and spurring internet memes, but perhaps not so well known for action sequences. But there are some pretty goods ones. Leave it up to me to provide an answer to a question no one was asking in the most trivial way possible.

5.) Mr. Blank vs. Mr. Black, Sam & Fuzzy

The rivalry between the costumed Mr. Black and Mr. Blank plays throughout the entire “Noosehead” story. We learn about their previous friendship and how their life decisions caused them to take opposite sides in the conflict over who gets leadership of the Ninja Mafia. It even sucks in the main characters, who have to decide whose side they’re on. So when they come to blows, it only makes sense that it ends up being a battle royale with everyone in the cast, including Gertrude the ninja girl and the perpetually fearful Sam.

4.) Dr. McNinja vs. a horde of ninjas, The Adventures of Dr. McNinja

One of the earliest of the Dr. McNinja fights, and one of the best comes from “D.A.R.E. To Resist Ninja Drugs and Ninja Violence.” Dr. McNinja is off to rescue his father and his young ward, Gordito, and he has to hack his way through a horde of ninjas. On the way, you get the usual silly touches like chainsaw nunchucks and butt punches. I mean, this is Dr. McNinja, after all. But it’s still an incredibly solid action sequence from beginning to end.

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The Webcomic Overlook #110: Shi Long Pang

I once got into a talk with a guy at work about some items that I’d seen at a museum. I mentioned how derelict a lot of the Roman and Greek exhibits look. “You got it to hand it to the Koreans,” I said to my friend (a Korean), “they know how to preserve historical artifacts. I saw a 5,000 year old pottery that looked like it was made yesterday.”

“5,000 years isn’t really that long,” he said. I don’t think he was showing any false modesty or pulling my leg, because he added, “China’s history is longer.”

And he’s right. China’s got a fantastically long history that most Westerners aren’t familiar with. And that includes me. I’m not going to pretend that I know my Qin Dynasty from my Xin Dynasty from my Qing Dynasty. The small taste of Chinese culture from the Summer Olympics two years ago thrilled — and sometimes frightened — the entire world with China’s grandeur and historical scope. With such a rich history, then, it’s a shame that few Westerners use China as a setting.

One of the few is Ben Costa, creator of the Xeric Award winning Shi Long Pang, the Wandering Shaolin Monk. The story takes place at the Fall of the Ming Dynasty, which was “one of the greatest eras of orderly government and social stability in human history” by the University of Calgary but which we remember mainly for the nice vases. And when the most stable government in the world falls, you probably don’t want to be around to witness the aftershocks.


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