A forum thread on the webcomics.com page asked this question: what was your very first webcomic? I had to think back a long, long time. I couldn’t remember the title, but I seemed to remember something with a pizza delivery girl and time travel. Well, I was wrong about the time travel thing. One of the helpful forum members pointed me out to Argon Zark! Not only was this my very first webcomic, but it turns out that Argon Zark! may be the first webcomic ever made!

I suppose I’ve got a license for moral superiority now, since I can truthfully say, “Well, I’ve been into webcomics before webcomics were coo- … er, before webcomics were even made!” But, to be honest, it makes me feel a little depressed. I remember reading Argon Zark! in college. I had to read it on a big hulking Sun station, since this newfangled internet thing was just taking off. If you surfed the net, it had to be viewed on Netscape, and everything looked like a gray slab of stone (a look which was hilariously preserved in a Zark comic). Maybe later, I’d play around with the first Civilization game or catch my dorm buddies for a Descent deathmatch in the computer lab.
So when I viewed Zark! again for the first time in, oh, 12 or 13 years, my first reaction was, “God, am I that old?!?!?”
I don’t remember Zark! being any good, honestly. I followed it mainly to see what new animated tricks Charley Parker would create. (The current copy doesn’t seem to have preserved it, but I remember a lot more animation in Book One.) Oh, and that pizza delivery girl, Zeta Fairlight. Hey, scantily clad girls bring in the viewers, my friend! I was very surprised to see that Argon Zark! still existed and was updated as recently as last year. I thought it had ended and disappeared a long time ago. The world’s full of surprises, huh?
I’ll probably not review it, since few people nowadays would really to care about my thoughts on Argon Zark!, but I’ll read the whole thing just for old time’s sake.
Other webcomic bits and pieces:
The more I see Awkward Zombie!, the more I love it. This week begins her first episode dealing with Smash Brothers Brawl. I envy you Wii owners. I’ve been looking for that game system all week, and everyone’s sold out.
I’ve also started reading MegaTokyo for purposes of reviewing it in about two or three weeks. I haven’t formed a solid opinion yet. However, it’s always kinda funny to come across game references that are anachronistic as myself. Don’t worry, Largo, Baldur’s Gate 2 was awesome. Also, I’m ashamed to say that I used to own the entire run of the anime this strip is referencing. *Sigh*
Now, please excuse me while I get my prune juice.